Snow Tires

Posted by on Nov 29, 2014

In hindsight, maybe it was cruel to tell the adolescent children I had their Christmas gift early this year and I couldn’t wait to show them. I might have misled their hopes but I can assure you, I was really proud of this purchase. I figured they should be too. Unfortunately their anticipation quickly deflated […]

Dye Laughing

Posted by on Nov 21, 2014

What I’m about to tell you may shock you. It may even change your opinion of me. Here it goes: my hair colour is not real. Gasp. I know, right? I totally had you fooled. The deep red hues that highlight the mousy brown strands underneath are all a mirage. The blonde streak (a.k.a. the […]

iSpouse

Posted by on Nov 14, 2014

Technology is ruining my marriage. I detest the Carpenter’s tablet and his obsessive need to constantly touch it, look at it, hold it and laugh with it. I used to be that tablet. I used to be his source of entertainment. And I didn’t need batteries. But then some moron created a game where little […]

No Bacon Jokes

Posted by on Nov 8, 2014

I couldn’t tell you about Halloween last week because, well, it hadn’t happened yet. But now that I’ve had some time to reflect on the night, please hold your bacon jokes. The Carpenter and I attended our one must-go-to party of the year, where we see just about everyone we know but cannot recognize any […]